Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Story Within a Story - The Honjeong Bread Incident

     The hoe rose and crashed onto the ground with a dull thud. Jung Won-Kyu was sweating heavily. That wasn't so surprising because he had already been laboring for 3 hours under the intense June sun without a minute's rest. All around him the sounds of grunting students were mingled with the din of metal hitting earth, creating a cacophony he was so used to hearing. He was in the middle of a course of KMLA, called Elementary Agriculture and Practical Labor.
     Won-Kyu wiped his brows with his dirty right hand and stretched his back, uttering an inaudible swear word at the teacher who was sitting in the tree shade, eating ice cream.
     'He's not even paying attention to what we're doing,' he thought.
     Frustrated, he raised his hoe and smashed it to the ground with all his strength.
     Clang!
     An unexpected sound resonated from the tip of his tool. Confused, Won-Kyu dropped his hoe and started clawing at the earth. His fingers touched cool and smooth rock. He dug for a while and finally pulled out a white marble tablet.
     He removed the dirt from the surface and peered at the stone. When he turned it over, he found that there were engravings on it. The engravings were rough and coarse, in discordance with the valuable metal on which it was engraved. It looked like the work of students.
     Then suddenly the teacher was at his shoulder.
     "What's that, my boy?"
     Won-Kyu jumped.
     "Uh, it's just something I found buried in the ground. There are writings on it."
     "Oh? Interesting. Then read it aloud for me," the teacher ordered.
     Won-Kyu complied.

If it can be said that there would be no more honjeong bread the whole school would fall into panic. For all students, without exception, honjeong bread is the only reason they are in this school. Students revere Mr. Hwang, the great creator of the most delicious and fantastic food in the entire universe, whose job is to make honjeong bread every day. One day at morning assembly, Mr. Hwang announced that there would be no more honjeong bread. At this declaration, most students thought What? while some thought it was merely a prank. However, that night after honjeong, there really was no bread. At this, the entire student body went into a state of panic. People could not properly indulge in academics during the 2nd self-study period because there was no honjeong bread. The most delicious and fantastic food in the entire universe, which had kept students working throughout the whole day, had disappeared from KMLA.
So what did the students do? They went on a strike! Each and every student of KMLA refused to attend classes, not to mention advisor-times. They stayed in their rooms for the entire day, and at mealtimes, everyone ordered chicken to their dormitory rooms and had the bewildered dorm parents pay for their purchases. The leftover chickens were thrown out the windows. Soon, the smell of chicken, fried, spiced, and rotten, vibrated in the dormitory halls as well as in rooms. 3rd graders made a wall in front of the entrances to their floor, isolating themselves from the reach of others.
A month passed without anyone doing anything constructive to solve the chaotic situation. Although the school did threaten students to expel them if they didnt end the strike, no one was stupid enough to believe it. The school couldnt possibly expel all the students. Or so they thought.
The president of the legislative council Lee Joo-Hyung tried to bring about the resurrection of honjeong bread. He believed that through collective bargaining, students could persuade Mr. Hwang to make honjeong bread again, to be eaten after honjeong. However, the negotiation proved useless because both the students and teachers held their own positions rather than yielding and looking for an agreement. Instead of a peaceful resolution, parents and the school forcibly broke the strike. In the aftermath of the resistance, some students who were the leaders of the demonstration were expelled from the school. The incident ended with numerous casualties.
Honjeong bread is definitely an important thing. It is the only source of food we can normally get (if we do not resort to measures such as ordering from the Internet or bringing some from home), since there is no snack bar in this isolated school. However, the sudden strike was too radical. It would have been better had the students acted more politely and tried to negotiate with the school faculties through executive and legislative members.

Won-Kyu looked up in surprise.
"Sir, when did this happen?"
"Hmm...as you know, I was the fifteenth wave of KMLA.(Won-Kyu did not know) I remember the incident. It was a major issue indeed..." The teacher left, thinking back to his past, and Won-Kyu was left to contemplate the idea that such an incident was possible of occurring in a school such as KMLA.

1 comment:

  1. Pretty funny - and somewhat satirical. I really liked the beginning prose, as it sounds somewhat like a real novel might begin. I like the idea of KMLA set in the future and a former student now become teacher working the slaves. The tablet idea, to be honest, is a bit weird and seems out of place. Why a tablet? Would we really bother to write about honjung bread on an engraved gold plate? In a student diary or a long lost Minjok Herald, perhaps. I also think halfway through we could use a break from honjung and some more story of this student and the teacher.

    Good work and good writing. I expect similar results with your satire.

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